Bag of weed found on man at Bryan bank claiming to be Obama’s adopted son
A man out of College Station, Texas claiming to have been adopted by Michelle Obama was arrested after he asked a teller at a Chase bank branch in Bryan to give him access to her bank account.
After telling 29-year-old Johnnie Fletcher Gooden Jr. that Obama did not have an account at the bank, he stuck around anyways, prompting an employee to call the police.
When police arrived to question Gooden Jr., he told them that “Mrs. Obama contacted him through Facebook and adopted him, and he was now trying to get money out of her bank account,” investigators said.
After running a background check he was found to have outstanding warrants for resisting arrest and assault on a public servant.
Upon searching him police found a bag of marijuana in his shorts. He was charged with possession.
Surely Obama will have sympathy for his newly adopted son, being that Obama was a part of the “Choom Gang” and all.
By: Stephen Carter
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